... — Come on doctor, it is all just rubbish! Is blood in the urine really such a big deal that I need to drop everything and run to you? Just tell me what I can take to turn my urine back to its normal colour. I have 5 business meetings tomorrow! And then I am going away for two months. Besides, my urine isn’t even red any more, only the urine test shows the presence of blood….
— And then you, Ivan, will come back to me with a diagnosis of “inoperable bladder cancer” or “4th stage kidney cancer” and I will have to write in your medical notes that “the doctors council had concluded that nothing could be done for the patient and the only thing that can be offered is symptomatic pain relief”.
I was saying this in a very business-like and dry manner. I am rarely like this but this particular person was known (and thank God is still known) for being extremely stubborn. There was no way I could calmly explain anything to him or persuade him, the worst thing is he is a former doctor. He is not a urologist and has been working in administration for many years but still, how many times have we all heard these words while still studying: “If you see any blood in the urine look for a tumour”. And then I though, if a medic asks for a pill to turn their urine back to its original colour, would an ordinary patient be concerned if they noticed blood in their urine?